Monday, February 16, 2015

Super Issue #5 - Too Hot To Handle



Two Days Ago…
                “Brian honey, are you coming down for dinner?” Brian’s mom waited at the bottom of the stairs for thirty seconds before calling up again. After a few moments of silence, she walked up the stairs and went to knock on Brian’s door. However reaching his door, she picked up the smell of burning wood and cloth.
                “Brian?” She asked nervously as she gently pushed open his bedroom door. The door slowly swung open, revealing a horrific scene to the teenager’s mother. Brian’s bedroom was charred; his desk and dresser burnt while his bed was melted to the floor. Scattered about the room were the remains of Brian’s wardrobe and ashes glided softly through the air. Brian’s mom screamed as she looked past the destroyed room and out the burnt hole in the wall which led outdoors into the quiet suburban neighborhood.

Today…
                “Well that was awkward. God I hate the overprotective mothers.”
                Lin Valentine walked down the pathway leading from the two-story house located in the suburbs of West City. She had on her leather work jacket, unzipped halfway down to expose her low-cut undershirt. Female psychics didn’t have to dress in revealing clothing; it was just the style Lin preferred to wear in the summer. Behind her, Dylan Holland was stuffing his notepad into a pocket on the side of his briefcase. Dylan didn’t really need to write anything down, but it helped to take the edge off of normal humans to pretend.
                “She’s just worried. Sometimes I wonder why you got into the public service business if you’re so damned heartless.”
                Lin laughed at the thought. “I didn’t expect to be put on babysitting duty when I signed up, Dylan. I wanted to be in the thick of things, maybe doing some recon or fighting in the east.”
                Dylan shook his head and sighed. Lin was a tough girl, but he knew full well her abilities wouldn’t help her with jack shit in the turbulent eastern countries. Scrambling a person’s thoughts was very useful in day to day activities, though.
                “I think I’m going to take offense to that babysitting remake. If the powers were switched I wouldn’t have a problem with it.”
                Lin threw a flirtatious smile back at Dylan. “That’s cuz I make you all hot and bothered.”
                Dylan put up his hands and shrugged his shoulders. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, Aphrodite. Let’s just check out the locations the mother gave us and find this kid before he burns anything else down.”

                Dylan’s codename is Database. He has the amazing ability to remember everything he experiences, filing it away in his brain and pulling the information out with the ease of a supercomputer. When they first became partners, Lin was thoroughly freaked out by his seeming omnipotence; but after a good year working together, she has gotten used to Database. So it came as no surprise to her when Dylan pulled right up to an abandoned warehouse near the docks of West City without consulting a map or the remaining locations given by the hysterical mother.
                Lin stepped out of the car, her heel landing in a puddle. She picked her foot up and shook off the water. “He better be in there. It’s starting to rain, plus it’s getting late. We’ve been looking for him all day.”
                Dylan pulled up the hood on his poncho. “What’s the matter Lin? I thought you were used to staying out late and getting-”
                Dylan didn’t have time to finish his joke. From inside the warehouse an explosion occurred, blowing out the glass windows and sending flames shooting into the night. Dylan dove to the ground while Lin crouched behind the car, screaming Dylan’s name.
                “I’m fine!” Lin heard Dylan yell over the ringing in her ears. “He must have ignited a propane tank! He should be fine, but we gotta get him before this happens again!”
                Lin was going to respond but her attention was diverted. A figure ran into the next warehouse, trailing embers behind him. “I got him!” She yelled over to Dylan before rushing towards the empty building.
                Dylan struggled to get up, but the blast knocked him down harder than he previously thought. Suddenly a hand came down in front of his face. He took it and looked up; the young man before him looked normal enough, besides the ashes and dirt, except for an enlarged, red lobster claw where his right hand should have been.
                “What are you doing here?” Clawman exclaimed as he lifted Dylan up and helped him lean on the car.
                “Me? I’m doing my job. What the hell are you doing here?”
                “Same thing buddy,” Clawman said brushing the dirt off his body. “I saw this naked kid run into the warehouse and went in after. He was scared shitless, but we talked for a bit and I calmed him down. Then out of nowhere he exploded. Lucky he’s just a scared kid or I’d give him a good whack.”
                Dylan shook his head. “Agent Scramble chased after him into the next warehouse. I should probably go see if she needs help.”
                “No need,” Lin said as she walked back to the car. “But the kid’s out cold. Just call for backup and have someone pick him up. Preferably a burn unit.”
                Clawman broke out laughing at the joke, but Lin silenced him. “What the hell, man. Last week a bank, now a warehouse? You keep destroying shit and they will revoke your license in a heartbeat!”
                “Nice to see you too, agent. I guess I’ll just be going then, no need to thank me. See you two around!” Clawman ran off towards the water, diving in off the dock.
                Lin grinded her teeth while Dylan adjusted his glasses. “Unfortunately he’s right. I was waiting to tell you until you were in a better mood, but we’ve been permanently assigned as his GMA contacts.”
                Lin cursed under her breath. “Well this is just a crappy end to my day.”
                Dylan smiled and put his arm around her shoulders. “At least the kid’s in good hands. That’s a job well done, partner.”
                Lin looked away, but she knew Dylan saw her grin.

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